THE Motherfucking Rules

[recess22]

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>There is absolutely, postively, no sex in the champagne, err trollstop room[/list]



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[tomasmk2]

NO ASS

NO GRASS

NO FREE RACK!

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Don't hassle me, I'm local.

~L8~

[zztop]

When you are about to post and see on the left "*UBB Code is ON," that is a code for inkydave = Ultimate Board Bitch.

[This message has been edited by zztop (edited January 09, 2002).]

[PrimeX]

Stop.

Viper will claim he has done something or is going to do something, and then backpeddle until he's forced to announce another retirement thread, which is a promise he has unfortunately never kept...

And THIS is an ARCHIVABLE thread!!

Track the Rolls!!!

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:

When i'm fucking this hot chick I'll be sure to think of you losers at home with your scaley hands on your cocks<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Headhunter]

per D-Doggs request. THE rule

You smack him, he smacks you, sleep, repeat as necesarry. Note the abscence of words like PHONE, E-MAIL, BOSS, NAACP. Fuck off Inky.

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Rack the LINK!

[DARE Troll]

A wise rule:

If you've revealed to everyone on the board where you work, your phone number, and all that, it's NOT a wise idea to post child molester smack and pics on people and THEN DARE THEM to fuck with you.

You'd think common sense would kick in at some point.

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DARE to keep your
Troll? off drugs.

[The 80's Man]

Love me.

or hate me.

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fukk me running

[this irony]

-Any post that can go wrong, will go wrong.

-Homosmack, which is still highly effective and entertaining, will always be classified as "not fresh".

-Revision to rule 14a
Never take a 9 post troll seriously, but a four post troll is not to be taken lightly.

-Unless your name is Beantown Basher, edits are your friend.

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[This message has been edited by this irony (edited January 10, 2002).]

[This message has been edited by this irony (edited January 10, 2002).]

[D-Dogg]

Per HeadHunter:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Never take a 7-post troll seriously.[/list]

And 80's Man, I'm gonna just assume that your sig is not part of your addendum to THE Rules.

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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.

[MDTerrapins]

If you claim during a flamewar that you "have a life," and that someone else (or everyone else) "needs to get a life," than you not only have NO life, but you are also getting your ass kicked and are destined for Board Bitch (or Canadian) status.

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Fear the Turtle.