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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DC Smackmaster:
I was doing some bush-trimming/yard-cleanup type work for a little old lady today. It was just after lunch and I was jammin thru some Ivy with the hedge-trimmers when I felt the unmistakeable body-lock that occurs only when a rogue 10inch growler breaks free and rams into the back of your asshole.
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It wasn't me, buddy, I'm straight.
Honest injun!
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Not a splinter to be found
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DC's story was pretty funny...good one!
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The 3 rings of marriage:
-the engagement ring
-the wedding ring
-the suffering
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By DC Sacklicker:
"I felt the unmistakeable body-lock that occurs only when a rogue 10inch growler breaks free and rams into the back of your asshole."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fiiiggghhhttttiiinnngggg thhheeee uurrrggggeee. Muuussstttt contaaaiiinnnn myyyseeellllfffff.......
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FUCK DR. BOB!
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I had a friend in high school that got revenge on a girl that dumped him by taking a dump in her new boyfriends front seat while the car was parked in her driveway. It was summer, the guy was wearing shorts, and since it was night, didn't bother to look before he sat in it. All on his legs and shorts.
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