Actual Names of Towns:

* Nobber (Donegal, Ireland).
* Arsoli (Lazio, Italy).
* Muff (Northern Ireland).
* Bastard (Norway).
* Twatt (Shetland, UK).
* Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada).
* Wankie (Zimbabwe).
* Climax (Colorado, USA).
* Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
* Shafter (California, USA).
* Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic).
* Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border).
* Donk (Belgium).
* Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA).
* Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall, UK).
* Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland).
* Stains (Near Paris, France).
* Turdo (Romania).
* Fukum (Yemen).
* Fuku (Shensi, China).
* Wanks River (Nicaragua).
* Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany).
* Shag Island (Indian Ocean).
* Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines).
* Hold With Hope (Greenland).
* Beaver (Oklahoma, USA).
* Beaver Head (Idaho, USA).
* Wet Beaver Creek (Australia).
* Pis Pis River (Nicaragua).
* Tittybong (Australia).
* Dikshit (India).
* Middle Intercourse Island (Australia).
* Chinaman's Knob (Australia).
* Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA).