how may i assist you today?
men
confuse me.....
truly, they do...
if you can help solve this mystery...please let me know.....
thank you in advance...
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how may i assist you today?
[i][b] "You may bring the thunder, but I bring the whole damn hurricane." [/i][/b]
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women have vaaaaaaagiiiiinaaaas;
men have peeeeeeeeniseeeees.
nuff said?
dave da man
OZ never did give nothing to the Tinman, that he didn't already have.
"Everything will be just fine in the end...so if things are not just fine...it's not the end."
i have a feelin that this is one mystery that will remain unsolved.... *smOOOoochEs*
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. ~Elbert Hubbard~
finest job of contributing absolutely nothing that ive ever seen.
[i][b] "You may bring the thunder, but I bring the whole damn hurricane." [/i][/b]
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actually- there is little mystery to it-
if we are hungry- feed us.
if we are lonely- join us.
if we are horny- screw us.
if we are itchy- scratch us.
if we are sore- rub us.
if we are bored- entertain us.
if we are angry- leave us the hell alone.
and- most importantly- if we say we don't wanna talk about something- quit
asking us questions....even "are you ok?" or "what's wrong?" because those
ARE questions...
it wouldn't hurt for you to, one in a while, put the seat UP either.
realize we lose stuff and believe, really believe, that the uterus IS a tracking and finding device.
most of us are not afraid to cry- we are simply afraid to cry in front of YOU.
and we know you females go through hell for about a week every month but, please understand, WE are on the receiving end of that week too...
just a man dave
OZ never did give nothing to the Tinman, that he didn't already have.
"Everything will be just fine in the end...so if things are not just fine...it's not the end."
ok, here is something then.... sometimes, men just HAVE dicks.... other times... they ARE dicks.
oh, and ps amy.... i made changes to my board, but i couldn't figure some of it out... i can't get the stupid blue strips across the tables to change colors... i've changed everything there is to change, but i can't get rid of that blue... so there is no point to making everything another color, if you can't change that.... i'm sure there is SOME way to do it, but i don't know what all that B.S. abbreviation stuff is.... *L*
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. ~Elbert Hubbard~
Re: men
Originally Posted by demon chloe
Demon One~
I have come to realize that men and women are made up and wired completely differently (other than the obvious)
Men, really don't get us, and WE don't get them
I believe we can agree to disagree in relationships/friendships etc.
Then again, wtf do I know? !
*~I didn't do it~*<br />*~ya, whatever........~*
men have a ground wire. women have a loose wire. and you dont have to be an electrician to see the problem.
[i][b] "You may bring the thunder, but I bring the whole damn hurricane." [/i][/b]
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I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
And when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
And when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
To have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
*VEMFG*
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