Pms

*stuffs a sock in his mouth and blindfolds him*...hmmmmmmmm..spirit..come back here.. [img]mad.gif[/img]

those nuts are tiny...


can i have a handful....


thats barely one gulp *G*

yawns.........
P.M.S =
pretty much sissys
I told eve to stay away from the apple but
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you women can never leave well enough alone
ya all screwed up paradise [img]wink.gif[/img]

old broad your old enough.
I know you were there eggin Eve on..
mockin voice
"go ahead Eve I dare ya to eat the apple"

*could cheer up heidi when she has PMS...

Oh Heidi,my darling child,let an old broad handle this God thang. See girlie,what you do is grab his joy stick and bend it around back and poke it up his ass. If the pain don't kill him then the all you gotta do is take pictures and laugh till next month when PMS hits again.
LMDAO Hows that for one sic mother EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/camera.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

Pardon me...would someone please be kind enough to pass the nuts? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Yeah,I must'a been there but boy I sure woulda kept my mouth shut ifn I knew what PMS was then!!!
((*^&^%%%$ big mouth,stupid old woman&$$%$#%$## [img]frown.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

I know I'm gonna catch hell from the guys but...we men go thru the same thing...not as often but we get kinda crazy too.

Not gonna touch gods nuts but would love to caress the boobs of any female in PMS right now...damn i just don't believe i said that...

okay- i offer a hot water bottle and some herbal tea and a foot massage to any PMS's...least i could do after what i said...damn [img]confused.gif[/img]

Rev....You would trust me while Im pmsing...That alone means so much.. [img]eek.gif[/img]

And dave the girls are a little tender....Be gentle with them...K? [img]redface.gif[/img]