Funny stuff

[2CUTE]

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing
about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over
and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car
window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old
daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all
of a sudden the penis smacks the car on the windshield, sticks for a
moment,
then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what
the
heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at
such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after
a few minutes she says "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?

[petenv]

ROTFL. Good one 2.

[resurgent]

*smoooches 2we*...just cuz...