Rotflmao!! That's Great!! BTW, I'm Grace nice to meetcha!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of
us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male
dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill
and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and
sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way
things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it
to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to
me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and
the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet......
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his
butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.
Rotflmao!! That's Great!! BTW, I'm Grace nice to meetcha!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">hello! What's up?Originally posted by mRs.GaToR:
no wonder you were in such a hurry to get rid
of GaToR and i last night eh???? *LMFAO*
luv ya anyhow! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
hiya Grace...im the mRs. *S*
Hi Grace, and welcome. Have a seat, grab a drink.
Oh yeah, and make sure you stand up in front of the rest of the class and tell us a little something about yourself. Where you from, etc..?
hello grace,
im the far beneath the effort to quitcherbitchen [img]wink.gif[/img]
just2cute. about the joke? nice.
hello Grace...I'm CG [img]smile.gif[/img]
no wonder you were in such a hurry to get rid
of GaToR and i last night eh???? *LMFAO*
luv ya anyhow! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
hiya Grace...im the mRs. *S*
OUCH just the thought of a credit card down the ass screams paper cut beyond repair. [img]eek.gif[/img]
Better be careful when leaning over your crotch rocket then...if I see crack, Ima swiping! [img]wink.gif[/img]
2Cute.....
I sooooooooo needed a good laugh today, and i just got it,,,,,,,,,thanks *L* [img]wink.gif[/img]
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