Lessons Learned

[Graciebaybe]

What's yers?

Today mine was..

don't cut an onion then stick yer damn finger in yer eye. UGH! !@#^$@#$!

[Graciebaybe]

oh geezus

I'm toastttt

I need some fire, snow, and XTC

No strangers allowed LOL

[Graciebaybe]

oh and here's what else I"ve learned.

When yer daughter says she's "OK" she's really not.

And when the cops come it's a good thing cuz it keeps me out of jail for chokin the snot out of that little bastard.

[xtc_rush]

ive learnt

"the people you work with who smile at you the most and pretend to be nice are often the most malicious"

"no one will ever live up to the expectations ... dont set them , your only fooling yourself an setting the bar too high for others"

"punching things or people never solves the problem or relieves the stress"

"plaster walls hurt less than solid stone ones"

"if you hurt yourself its impossible to go to hospital for treatment when you work there and will have to deal with the two faced ass holes mentioned previously"

"smoking is never ok , it does not imprive anything about you nor make you sexy"

"Children are brutally honest and when they smile , give you a hug and remind you they love you can make every other worry in the world evaporate in a heart beat"

"a bottle of good whiskey is often wasted after the 10th glass , buy a bottle of cheap shit and drink it after you lose the ability to taste"

"child support is a necessity and your children soon grow to realise you are paying because you love them and want them to not miss out , they KNOW when their mother is wasting it because she still holds a grudge over daddy leaving [img]frown.gif[/img] "

"dont make phone calls when your drunk , you will regret it 9/10 times"

[Graciebaybe]

shexy...never trust anyone at work.

And who didja call drunk? Wasn't me. Last time you called me drunk you were on the streets, catching a cab or a ride or something, and yer fly was unzipped LOL oh yeah...and slurring LOL

smooches n hugs

It'll get better.

Everything happens for a reason.

[Tee Ehn]

speaking of calling someone when someones drunk...................


gracie? who'd you call?????

i've learnt that uhmmm, shoveling shiot isn't the worst job a person can have but it ranks up there pretty high with being knee deep in shiot....


i've also learnt that uhmmmmm, if that grass on the other side is greener its cuz it has so much bullshiot fertilizing it to make it that way.....

cupcakes, cakes, and pies don't make green grass greener, it causes shiot which in turn its shiot that makes things greener, ask a gardener whats he use, he'll tell ya, fertilizer which is composed of bullshiot, cowshiot, chickenshiot, thats what makes his grass grow greener.....

....always remember that one.

[xtc_rush]

not all those lessons were recently learnt hun. Yes that night was a very big night and so was the phone bill i got for it lol

international mobile to mobile calls really do add to overall bills ~shrugs~

wanted to talk to you though , i dont remember the conversation unfortunately .