hostboard story time - everyones involved!

[Ray Ray]

[smacked] Indea!! [/smacked] *L

ummm yeah! .. anyway ... Ray Ray lays on the floor lookin up at the girls walkin away .. but lookin at the butts he suddenly starts gettin a stiffy! .. .his little 1 inch pecker starts to bust straight through the sown on 12 incher! .. revealing a monster Robo dick! .. 35 inches of pure meat! .. growling as it emerges! .. you see .. Ray Ray's penis is disgised ... it seems to be a little innocent bit of pink skin .. but is realy a monster japs eye!! .. it swings round and grabs Indea round the throat an pulls her back .. its little japs eye gleams as it looks her in the eye ... and whispers (yes my penis can talk now .. its my board .. so i decide whats true an whats not!!!) .. it whispers .. "Indea .. you have been a bad girl havent you?!?" ... the rest of the girls are grabbing Ray Rays penis (i like this story actualy *L) to try an pull it off .. but the yanking an tugging only stimulates the amazing pink beast ... and makes him grow larger .. 60ft Japs eye is on the Rampage!! ... it swallows Indea whole! ... but then spits her out cause she hadnt had a wash that day! (*L) ... then proceeds to smash the airport up .. minutes later everything is calm .. and Ray Ray is laying on the floor not knowin what the fuck just happened .. stunned he looks round the airport to see whats happened ... he looks up at one of the girls an asks "what happened"? ... it wasnt the big pink monster again was it? .. they reply yes .... blah blah .. so after Ray Ray gives Indea, Wiquid an banabutt a swift kickin for the above comments .. they continue to there hotel .. arriving there they discover a sign saying "no more pickin on Ray Ray" .. that is above another sign saying "he doesnt want to have to beat anyone up" (*L) .. .. they go to look in there rooms and Discover ..........

(nothin about me!!) *L

[Ray Ray]

that Indea isnt actualy there any more ... everyone goes an looks for her .. luckely i had my camera to prove what i saw Indea doin!!! .. this is the picture i took



anyway .. i dragged her back to the hotel again .. so we could all look at the rooms .. and we discovered ........

grinz atcha!

[Indea]

hahahahahaha well back at the hotel Souly, Cg,Bananbell and wiquid decided to go for a swim so they headed down to the pool only to be stopped in the hallway by this ....... <img src="http://rinpu.com/images/Katsupics/penis2.jpg" a giant penis, the giant penis talked to the girls in a very sexy voice, "hello girls follow me" The girls headed into a green room, the whole room was filled with Kermit the frog, there was kermit wall paper, kermit stuffed toys even kermit lamps, Sitting on a big kermit chair was Chloe, she was the queen of kermits, the penis was her messanger, he had once been her lover who betrayed her so instead of turning into something nice she turned him into a big ugly wart ridden penis for all eternity.............

[Indea]

a giant penis, the giant penis talked to the girls in a very sexy voice, "hello girls follow me" The girls headed into a green room, the whole room was filled with Kermit the frog, there was kermit wall paper, kermit stuffed toys even kermit lamps, Sitting on a big kermit chair was Chloe, she was the queen of kermits, the penis was her messanger, he had once been her lover who betrayed her so instead of turning into something nice she turned him into a big ugly wart ridden penis for all eternity.............

[Indea]

hahahaha I found this, its ray ray on the floor after he has passed out *LOL*

[Indea]

I noticed sitting in the corner a small skinny frog and wondered who it could possibly be ...I asked Souly...she smiled "sweetly as always"Oh thats Dave you know Father Dave " souly said in her sweet voice(im staying at souls hence the kind words *L*) he was busy reading so i didnt bother to give him the lap dance i promised him 3 years ago. Macey ..yelled out in a really loud voice"Fucking hell that big pink penis looks like ....i put my hand over her mouth I wont say anything bad about you Raydick shhhhh we alll moved slowly round the room and noticed rotten and heidi relaxing just waiting for the afternoon meal...... we looked and looked but chloe had gone from her chair? where is she OMG BK get out of that Toy Box . She turns her head round and round and round her eyes flashing green and gold she has been posessed by what is in that bloody box.....

[Ray Ray]

*L .. good pics Indea! .. you wimp [img]tongue.gif[/img]

she has been posessed by what is in that bloody box..... everyone runs to the Toy BOx to see what the crack is .. opening the box they notice there is pink flesh inside it .. poking at it .. for some reasen made it wet .. the more we poked it the wetter it got .. suddenly it moved!! .. the toy box .. is infact a huge womens BOX!!! .. but this wasnt a normal fanny .. this one had teeth!! .. (some holiday this is enit by the way *L) .. it ran across the floor an actualy bit Ray Rays penis! .. an ripped it clean off!! .. everyone looked in shock waiting for the screams of pain .. but it was ok .. it only ripped off the 12 incher that was sown on before hand! .. fortunatly the over size fanny with teeth chocked on the 12 incher an died! .. so they continued on there quest for a holdiay!! (yes this is a holiday Indea!!! *L)

we all head into a nice session in the woods .. wizard thought it would be funny to pretend he was Ray Ray .. he was in the woods alone for a good 3 days .. coming back with chippings of wood all over him .. but wouldnt tell us what we whe was doin .. he came back one day an said .. come an look at this ... following him he jumped on a log an said .. look .. IM RAY RAY now



but Ray Ray wasnt to happy because it was 6 inches undersized!

makin our way back to the pool . we all ..

[Indea]

at the pool the boys decided to go into the change room to get dressed into their bathers. While the boys were in the change rooms the girls decided now would be the best time to have a wet t-shirt competition . Peeking from deep in the change rooms, Ray ray,gary and rotten were getting all excited by the sight of the women, they to decided to have a competition of there own. they raced to the closest bathers shop and found the sexiest thongs they could find, Ray ray Chose "the bull" Gary chose the elephant and Rotten the kiss . "Does my bum look big in this?" ray ray asked gary, "lucky you got a brazillian wax" gary replied trying not to look at ray rays rediculous pants, "you look great" rotten replied to Ray, boys then..........

<font color="#00FF00" size="1">[ March 26, 2003 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Indea ]</font>

[Ray Ray]

ran out an shouted to the women CHECK IT! .. as they started to do one of those sexy men dances that women think are stuiped! .. Gaz reminds the women that he once told them he had an elephant cock! .. then has a waz through the end of it to make it look more realistic! .. Ray Ray decides its to early to think of anything funny for this story .. so he decides he's gonna come back an have a better crack at it when he's woken up *L .. so in the meanwhile ...

[Indea]

*yawns* come on ray ray is that the best u can do?