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December 8th, 2002, 07:28 AM
#1
HB Forum Owner
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.
Feel better?
omg HAHAHAH
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December 8th, 2002, 05:50 PM
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Inactive Member
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December 9th, 2002, 07:18 AM
#3
Ray Ray
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LOL (with a few gags in there too)
thats sick! .. made me feel better though
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December 10th, 2002, 10:57 AM
#4
HB Forum Owner
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December 10th, 2002, 12:08 PM
#5
Ray Ray
Guest
bit fucked up ... where dya get that from?
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December 12th, 2002, 11:36 AM
#6
HB Forum Owner
Was sent to me in an email....yeh fucked is the right word *L*
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December 12th, 2002, 11:39 AM
#7
HB Forum Owner
* Sexual Calorie Counter *
It has been known for many years that sex is good
exercise, but until recently, nobody had made a
scientific study of the calorie expenditure of
different sexual activities.
Now after original and proprietary research, they are
proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent..................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand........................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Italian chandelier...................... 912
Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816
Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916
calories
70 and over......................... Results are
still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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December 13th, 2002, 09:04 AM
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Ray Ray
Guest
LOL ... quality! ...
that explains it ladys! .. you wanna lose some calories? .. i can help [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Dr Ray Ray
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