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    his eyes opened really wide,,,,,,,not only did he find he could strangle his blue vein ice cream clucker he also could finally enjoy it he found it more fun then a job( [img]eek.gif[/img] ) they all put there hands out for the creaming and while the head rooster smotrhered the otheres hand the alien took off out the back door...(mmm gay? nope)as he headed up the dark yet wet tunnel he could feel the trembling of the outa walls of this tunnel getting tighter....OMG where the hell am I the little alien thought...he reached into his trusty little bag of goodies and fiddled about and pulled out his trusty gun thingy he found at the strange shop he visited in that last place he landed...toy04
    he studied it and decided it would be good for.....

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    *L .. how'd you find all these pics!

    anyway .. the walls were gettin tighter an were startin to tremble ... then behind him he heard load noises .. not quite sure what they were but there we gettin louder .. an the jerks inside this tunnel were gettin stronger ... at the end of the tunnel was a light .. then he realised he was actualy inside a GIANT roosters penis!! ... an this rooster was currently crackin one off!! ... he ran as fast as his little tenticle legs could take him ... sunndenly BAMMMMM he was hit in the back ... by what looked like a huge white tadpole! .. suddenly millions of these giant white tadpoles whooshed him towards the end of the tunnel ... as he flew out the japs eye he looked down mid air to notice a giant magazine .. with a picture of a giant naked lady rooster ... before ploppin onto the floor with all the tadpoles .. he looked round in amazment .. he was in the LAND OF THE GIANTS ROOSTER ... without hesitation .. driven by fear he .....

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    gathered up one of the tadpoles and a sample of the white substance (for analisis in the lab wen he got home) and put it in his back pack. the little alian could now here a loud noice like a grumbling bear, he looked at the giant rooster who was now in a deep sleep. "Note to self" the little alian though after they fire there weapons they sleep, this information may coome in handy for the little fellow down the track. Now with every thing in his nap sack began to walk over the giant porno mag, he stopped to look at it and felt a strange feeling from inside his shorts.....................

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    he looked down to where this strange feelin was comin from .. an noticed a lump! ... he looked close .. an the lump was gettin bigger ... NOOOOOOO he shouted ... i have a rooster infection where it causes me to grow a third leg!! ... so he grabbed it an shook it to try an stop it .. but as he did this he noticed that it was a real nice feelin ... so he started playin with it ... the little lump before long was a 12 foot monster .. with antenies! .. he assumed this was a weapen .. so lookin at the naked roooster mag .. he climbed up the leg of the giant rooster ... PAYBACK he said .. he stood on the beak of the rooster an shot the big yellow bastard in the face ... as he did the sensation was so nice he couldnt hold in a giant OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... the rooster awakend but couldnt open his eyes ... die to the fact he had green alien goo in his eye ... the little alien jumped of the beak an landed on the mag of the naked rooster .. his face just happened to land on the roosters boob ... and appeared the lump again ... he could run .. so he grabbed his little penis an /....

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    began to shoot his bullets at the rooster but his little chucker got out of control and began to spray everywhere. "holy shit" The little alian thought to himself "this things more powerful then I thought" he said to himself, "Hey stop that" came a little voice from out of the wood "you got me in the eye" Taking his mind off the giant rooster, the little alien walked over to where the voice came from. Just behind the bushes was the sweatest little alien he ever did see, dressed in leather, handcuffed to a tree..............

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    he looked at the preety little 4 eyed alien an realised this was the women of his dreams ... she had 4 georgios eyes with long green eye lashes ... both her mouths had the best lips he'd ever seen (bieng a man he imagined placin his new weapen in there [img]smile.gif[/img] ) ... her bubble head was amazin ... so as she was cuffed to a tree he went to tell her about his feelins ... he went right up close to her ear an was about to softly whisper in her ear ....... when he noticed that there was thick green ear wax down her ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... he imediatly started to gag .. an told the whore to wash her ears out!!!! ... suddenly she vanished into thin air an the tree she was chained to grabbed him!! .. it was a trick! ... the tree grabed him then .....

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    He was handcuffed to it. the little alian was fightened, his backpack was out of reach, he screamed as loud as he could for help. Out of the tree dropped a alien ,similer to the one that had dissapeared from the tree earlier, this one was carrying a sword. "Amazon's" the little man said to himself. It had been a fantasy of all the men on his planet to gat taken by an amazon, for all amasonian women were very sexualy active women and used men for sex all of the time. A smile went over the little fellows face, and his weapon begain to rise. "who are you" said the warrior amason said as she jab her sword into the little alians belly........ "I mean you no harm" said the little fellow, I was throwing my ice cream at a giant rooster and before I know it I was caught up in this tree".
    "The giant rooster hey" said the amzon, we fight them all the time, they try and take our women and.....well we won't go into that, let me take you to my leader and with that the amazon..............

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    fighter took him off to the leader .... he came to a big castle .. he was lead through loadsa rooms before finaly coming to a big door where the amazon warrior knocked .. this sweet little voice said enter ... an the door opened ... lookin forward there was a big throan an the most georgios alien sittin on it ... the little guy gotta a hardon .. errrr enabled his weapen i mean ... he was pushed to the ground infront of her three legs ... he looked down to the floor as the amazon warrior explained its findings ... he heard "he claims to be fightin against the giant roosters" ... she lifted his head up an looked down at him ... you dont look much of a fighter she sais ... bring on the testers ... suddenly 4 sexy amazon aliens entered ... you will defeat these if you are to be seen worthy .... the little aliens eyes lit up .. as the 4 sexy warriors pushed him to the ground ... rappin him up in there legs an tenticles .. he wasnt puttin up much of a fight cause he was actualy enjoying the beatin .. suddenly it came to much for him an he shot his load all over them by accident ... sticking them to the floor ... YOU WON!! sais the princess alien .. she walked up to him and ....

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    oh god ray ray this one is going to need some thought, I will have to put a to be continued on it for tonight *L*

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    *L .. aighty ... [img]wink.gif[/img]

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