Soulie birthday present

**SoulAngel** · September 20th, 2003, 10:33 AM

as soulie I mean myself is still a virgin I think I will be great if she got well you knowed for her birthday...any men out there who are sexy, girfted [img]wink.gif[/img] , nice bottoms, six pack abs tight shoulder blades and an awsome rest of body who think they can help soulie I mean me with this quest please write your cridentils below name address and phone numbers are essentual as well as body dimension.... all men must be approved by indea before any naugthyness can take place, this will include a "physical" test

omg I am really really dead now hahahahah [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**SoulAngel** · September 20th, 2003, 10:36 AM

looks like me I mean soulie is a little "bevvied" tonight [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/party.gif[/img]

**Indea** · September 24th, 2003, 08:12 PM

hahahah wither no one fits the description or no one wants ya souly

**Ray Ray** · September 29th, 2003, 01:06 PM

HEY .. i'll do it

heres the stats

Age - 79
Weight - 600Lbs
height - 2ft

I am a 79 year old male from Jupiter - i like to go train spotting .. and to take my pride an joy of a girl to MacDonalds on Valentines day and her birthday .. and pay half toward her meal .. ive got Long greasy hair and my belly button is full of a greasy type substance like chip fat .. also has yellow spots down my belly button too .. i love it when i have a girl to squeeze the yellow puss out .. my body DOES fit your discription .. exactly .. but its under a 6 inch layer of fat .. but i swear down its their .. i have a 2 inch pecker .. that is sure to please you for your first time .. (its a bit of a mouth full tho) ..

(Indea leanes over with the mic an says "so what will you do with your first night together")

Well indea .. its like this .. i'll take this sexy gal to my appartment .. where we will sit for hours pickin my black heads ,, and stroking each others tits (yes .. i have tits) .. an see who's nipples go hard first .. (i always win that tho) .. followed by a candle lit MacDonalds with a glass of coke .. (dont worry .. i'll pay for mine and you can pay for yours) .. then we will go back to my appartment .. and this is where it gets exciting .. the FOREPLAY! .. you lay on top of me . an chew the bits of burger from my macdonalds out of my teeth .. with your teeth .. and then snog whilst all the little bits are in our mouth .. this should engage the 2 incher .. the rest is a suprise

Are we game?

smoochez