In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why
the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one
year and $180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head
was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own
study. After $250, 000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded
that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Canada, unsatisfied with these findings, concluded their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they
concluded that the large head of the penis was to keep a man's hand
from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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