i started training for a government job this week...

be afraid...
be [blink]very[/blink] afraid...

oh- not of me...of what i shall become with this half-ass training...here is an example (true) of a telephone convo i made to see where my training site would be beginning on a monday when the call went out on the friday before (i had to know where to go)..it is edited for space...

me: where is the training to be?
her: not sure at this time...lemme look...i can't find it- you need to talk to "charlotte"

me: charlotte?
her: affirmed..."charlotte"

me: does charlotte have a last name?
her: lemme check....yes...last name "carolina"...seems like her middle name is "north"

me: i need to talk to charlotte north carolina?
her: affirmed
me: isn't that a city?
her: isn't what a city?
me: charlotte.
her: lemme check...it may very well be also...affirmed.


*sigh* if i just had not broken and lost my yoyo string...maybe this would all be better...


dave in QC