just for laughs

[OneCatLover]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Times New Roman">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Times New Roman">Originally posted by SEXY GRAMMA:
AS A MATTER OF FACT THE DRIVER'S NAME WAS JUDY! SHE'S IN JAIL NOW! HEHEHEHEHEHE</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Bahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha!! I knew it!! I just knew it!! ROFLMAO!!!!

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[SEXY GRAMMA]

A MAN AND HIS WIFE WERE DOING YARD WORK, THE HUSBAND SAY'S TO HER,YOUR BUTT IS AS WIDE AS THE GRILL! SHE IGNORES THE REMARK. A LITTLE LATER HE TAKES OUT THE MEASURING TAPE AND GO'S OVER TO HER WHILE SHE'S BENDING OVER AND MEASURES HER BUTT. GEEZ, IT IS AS WIDE AS THE GRILL! LATER THAT NIGHT IN BED, HE STARTS TO FEEL FRISKY. SHE CALMLY RESPOND'S, IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA FIRE UP THE GRILL FOR ONE LITTLE WIENER YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[LadyLove]

Heeeeeeee hehehehe!!!!! Good one Lori! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[LadyLove]

WILD.....I just saw that last one! GOOD ONE.....

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[wildnthewind]

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Then, Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?".

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan

[LadyLove]

OMG WILD! That one's just toooo good!!!


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[SEXY GRAMMA]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WILD, I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Shiva]

A young, attractive woman decides to hang one of her favorite pictures on her wall and asks her father what she needs to do.
He says to hammer a nail with a large head on it into the wall where she wants her picture to be located.
After searching endlessly for a "nail with a large head on it" she gives up and goes out to buy one.
When she reaches the store she sees an old dirty looking man with his eyes popped out of his head once she entered. Not knowing her way around a hardware store she is forced to ask him for help.
"Do you have a nail with a large head on it?"
He answers, "I have something with a large head that would be happy to nail you."


ha,ha,ha [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SouthernJerseyGirl]

BAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God," the trooper gasped, "your car looks like an accordian that was stomped by an elephant! Are you OK, ma'am?"

"Why yes officer. I'm just fine." the blonde replied.

"How in the world did this happen?" asked the officer as he surveyed the damage.

"Well, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!! I swerved to the right & there was another TREE! So, I swerved to the left..."

"Um, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "there isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles! That was your air freshener swinging back and forth...."

[SEXY GRAMMA]

OMG!!!!!SJG!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!