YEP, TYPICAL MAN! BUT YA GOTTA LOVE EM!
LOL!
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I
used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We
will then drink beer.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
>the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are
the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a
euphemism. (FYI guys - cumin is a spice)
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to
put it back together..
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced,
I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to
survive by holding a calculator).
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
The answer is always either sex, cars, beer, or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, o think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for
Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie..
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too.
Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it--looks fine.
Your hair is fine. You look fine.. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2003, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and
I'll do the rest.
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** This has been a public service message for Women to better understand
>the Male.
YEP, TYPICAL MAN! BUT YA GOTTA LOVE EM!
LOL!
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That was funny... by the way cool looking board. where did you find a back ground like that? [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Yeah.....they be cute li'l dobbers anyway. Besides, if we didn't have 'em who would we beat up on??? [img]redface.gif[/img]
im not sure if i should be offended or not...*L* i cant even argue with some of that.. and speaking of beer.. you realize thats what the background looks like here? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hiiiii.....and welcome to the board! Thanks for your comment on the background - it's just one I had in my graphics files, among many. Honestly don't remember where I got it. Glad you like it.Originally posted by 1FINH:
That was funny... by the way cool looking board. where did you find a back ground like that? [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Come back and post anytime!
<font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Helvetica, sans-serif">Haha! Didn't think about what this background looks like 'til now....LOL! But nooooo...don't be offended - just get a good laugh out of it. [img]smile.gif[/img] Bet you can find one for the "Women!" - if ya do feel free to post it (or anything else ya wanna) here too - we're an equal opportunity board. [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by EvolutionHasBegun:
im not sure if i should be offended or not...*L* i cant even argue with some of that.. and speaking of beer.. you realize thats what the background looks like here? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT, IT DOES LOOK LIKE BEER!
LOL! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
*L* That certainly sounds like my husband, or most men I know for that matter.
btw.....the board looks great. [img]smile.gif[/img]
[QUOTE]Originally posted by LadyLove:
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced,
I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to
survive by holding a calculator).
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
The answer is always either sex or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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[img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] ... I fit the bill!
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LL.. I dooooo love the changes on the board [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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