Grounded?

OOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

It's a sad sad day. [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

Poor 1F's baby got burned up 'n he coulda been turned into a crispy critter....

'n Tee foretold it 'n now she's in danger of losin' 'er lust......

'n 1F was just tryin' SO hard to be a crotchrocket rider AND a fireman all at the same time..... [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

'n Wild said SG and Gracie ran off with all tha chocolot 1F wanted for his marshmallows.....

'n all this happenin' right here at April Fools Day......

Does this mean we're a buncha Fools????

How we all gonna get happy again with everthing all burned up 'n lustless 'n no chocolot either???

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

** sits next to lady *** [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

ya an she was just like that lady on the tv who yells CALL ME NOW and she tells ya your fortune. SHe said I see a bright bright future ahead of you and your days will be warmer then you ever imagined. And next thing I know my town is on fire and my bike burns up ...

She is scarin me AHHHHHHHHHHH [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

Heck I ain't got no chocolate. Wilds a'lyin I tell ya. He took it and ran. I think he put on the wrong pants though on the way out *tries to squeeze my butt in his*

L* i tried just2cute i did i did i ddiiiiiiddd, they ignored me... [img]frown.gif[/img] cuz they think im some kinda fire starter thinker aheader i reckon... [img]frown.gif[/img]

however there was this one time that i got sick at my stomach with a horrible thought in my head and when i got home i had a tree across my house? [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] but that doesn't count does it?

<font size="6">CALL mE NOw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

I need some of those smelly lil smoking sticks ahh shiot what do ya call them *snaps my fingers

Incense!

WHOA read that as he put the pants on wrong. Had images of Wild with a zipper in the rear [img]eek.gif[/img] dont scare me like that

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Originally posted by Tee Ehn:
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by the way......do chicken's have peanuss's?


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Thanks for trying to get to the bottom of that for me...I still dont know!!!
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** sits next to lady *** [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

ya an she was just like that lady on the tv who yells CALL ME NOW and she tells ya your fortune. SHe said I see a bright bright future ahead of you and your days will be warmer then you ever imagined. And next thing I know my town is on fire and my bike burns up ...

She is scarin me AHHHHHHHHHHH [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

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<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">[b]Awwwwwwwwwwww......c'mere 1F - I'll hold ya REAL tight so you don't have to be skeered anymore an' you can quit hollerin'.....or if ya wanna I'll keep cryin' and I'll holler with ya...poor baby! TN far chic didn't mean to skeer ya talkin' about yer bright future with warmer days. I think she just had a feelin' an' couldn't stop herself from tellin' ya. She didn't know yer town was gonna catch on far and I'm sure she didn't know yer crotchrocket wus gonna burn up. She meant well.

WAIT! That IS skeery isn't it? [img]eek.gif[/img]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

Hiiiiii 2CUTE! I dunno....but I'm bettin' chickens do have penises - dunno how else they'd get those eggs all fertile to make li'l chicks? Glad ya came by.....come see us again!!!

Anybody else happen to know for sure if chickens have penises??? They got no lips but I dunno what that has to do with penises. [img]confused.gif[/img]

Tee's gotten a li'l freaked out here lately - she thinks some of us think she's makin' fars start up where they shouldn't oughta be.....but we know it was an accident! [img]eek.gif[/img]

Now TEE......you stay away from those smokin' sticks cuz ya have to light a far to get 'em goin', an' 1F might just take off to parts unknown if he sees any more far close by anytime soon. And we don't want you gettin' burned either - chit I lurve y'all but I ain't gonna jump in no far to play with y'all, so that means y'all gotta stay away from 'em! [img]redface.gif[/img]

i had my matches taken away so 1FNcute c'mere and light my far L*

*holds an unlit candle....

Yep 1F...ya know what happens when our Tee gal has matches.....whut ya think's gonna happen ifin we turn 'er loose with a big ol' candle??? I ain't gonna sit 'n hold ya like I did before if ya light that candle - might as well get ya truck on over here for a burnt offerin'.....

Bwahhhhhhh hahahahahaha!!!!!!

**Stands ready with a BIG bucket of water to put tha wildfire out should it get started again**