Top 10 Dangerously Drunk Cities

**BlackMagicRose** · February 7th, 2008, 10:59 AM

The Top 10 Dangerously Drunk Cities

10. Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Hmmm, what's the best drink to cut through all that fatty cheese? (Let's face it, they even stock the drinking fountains there with Milwaukee's Finest.)

9. Lubbock, Texas

If you know Bobby Knight, you know he coaches at Lubbock's Texas Tech University, and he's not the most subtle guy in the world. (He likes to throw folding chairs.) Everyone else drinks to keep themselves numb.

8. Fresno, California

Hometown of Kevin Federline. Any questions?

7. Austin, Texas

Sure, the slackers in Austin may start out drinking coffee, but eventually they move on to the good stuff.

6. San Antonio, Texas

Residents take a solemn pledge to do a shot whenever anyone says, "Remember the Alamo."

5. Fargo, North Dakota

What else is there to do but drink in a place so cold and desolate? As Sheriff Marge Gunderson so elegantly said in the movie "Fargo": "I think I'm gonna barf!"

4. Omaha, Nebraska

Consider that both Elliott Smith and Bright Eyes are from Omaha. You basically have two choices if you live there: You can become a morose folk singer, or you can drink yourself blind. Most choose the latter.

3. Colorado Springs, Colorado

You try doing any of that crazy ski crap when you're not plastered out of your mind. (Plus when you land, a little "painkiller" helps.)

2. Anchorage, Alaska

You think mountains of snow and 24 hours of daylight have any ill effects? Even the sled dogs are snockered.

1. Denver, Colorado

How do you think they maintain that Rocky Mountain High?

**EvolutionHasBegun** · February 7th, 2008, 10:13 PM

thumbs up to Texas for making it on the list 3 times...*L*

**BlackMagicRose** · February 9th, 2008, 01:22 PM

And here I thought Oregon would have had at least one on the list....LOL. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**EvolutionHasBegun** · February 9th, 2008, 03:09 PM

im gonna put a fourth texas city on the list this weekend...*L*

**BlackMagicRose** · February 9th, 2008, 03:55 PM

You'd think that Grand Ronde would be on the list because of the Rez and all the activity at the Casino...hell they even have their very own hooker that keeps showing up only to find herself escorted out by management...LMAO. My Dad works out there....it's about 30 miles away. I don't know how many bar fights I have seen the aftermath of downtown here in Mac over the years. I know the place called the Cabana Club downtown is known for bar fights but also continuing to serve alcohol to visibly intoxicated people...then the drug issues going on there and even a couple of rapes have happened there.