I stole this from someone else, but I liked it so here it is.


You complain that your boyfriend/ husband has worked late all week and you have barely seen him.


*I look forward to the two weeks a year we spend together.


You complain because he doesn't call you enough.


*My heart is thankful for the 15 second phone call I got last Tuesday in the middle of the night!


You whine to your friends about how much you miss him already because he is on a two day trip with his parents.


*I haven't seen him for 7 months now


You don't feel like making love tonight because you are too tired.


*We will stay up all night because we don't know when it will be the next time.


Your boyfriend/husband belongs to you.


*Mine belongs to the government.


Your boyfriend/husband is training for his game next weekend.


*My boyfriend/husband is trained to kill.


It's just not practical for you to drive an hour to see him every weekend during school.


*He spends $700 dollars on a plane ticket just to see me 2 days!


You hate hanging up the phone when talking to him.


*My heart breaks because I won't talk to him for another 10 days.


You complain that he doesn't take enough time out of his life for you.


*My man has to get up in the middle of the night to talk with me because of the time difference. He doesn't complain.


Your man is in a bad mood from not sleeping much this week.


*My man ran 10 miles this morning at 4 in the morning and has a full day of work ahead of him. He's lucky if he gets a few hours of sleep!


Your boyfriend/husband can call in sick when he is tired or not feeling well.


*My man works no matter what!!


You don't trust him so you follow him places to see if he is telling the truth.


*I have no choice but to trust him and even then I trust him with my life.


You don't like him talking so sexually with his friends.


*My boyfriend/husband has to chant it in drills.


You check your phone, see you missed a call from him, and decide to call him back when you aren't so busy.


*I see a missed a call and cry, because I don't know when he can call again.


You might save a cute voice message from him.


*I save them all b/c it helps me to remember what his voice sounds like.


Being apart for a month to you seems daunting.


*A month apart for me is a wish that can't come true.


You wouldn't change schools to be close to him.


*I have to move to another country to be with him.


You have every part of him memorized.


*I study pictures so I don't forget what he looks like.


You take your time together for granted.


*We don't!!


Your cell phone bill was high this month from talking too much.


*He pays 20 cents a minute to call me..when he CAN call.


You love that fancy necklace he bought you.


*I refuse to take his dog tags off, and not a day goes by that I dont have them on...


You say you miss him.


*Times that by 20