The Truth Is Out There

[BlackMagicRose]

Okay so I just watched most of The X-Files Movie. One thing is that I do think there is other life out there otherwise it is an awful waste of space. But I noticed something. Alien movies seem to generalize around a corn field or something. In "The X Files" the corn field was a cover-up for where those fuckers were hiding...and in "Signs" the corn field was where those fuckers were generally hiding while on land. So...should we all stay AWAY from corn fields for fear of being assaulted or absucted by aliens? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

*NOTE* I had coffee this morning... [img]eek.gif[/img]

[mRs.GaToR]

When I was little, we lived on a farm and I was
terrified of the corn fields! It always felt like
they were whispering to you!

[Father Dave]

i don't know about whisperin in the corn field but i do know they be a lotta ears that listen out there....

[Father Dave]

sorry for bein' so corney...shucks...i mean...it's not like i'm a stalker...gosh darn it- gimme outahere i'm gettin' creamed... [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

[BlackMagicRose]

You gots cornsilk for hair now...LMAO [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Father Dave]

hey- don't butter me up- i'm the salt of the earth and there is not a kernel of truth that i'm popping off due to frittering around.
i'm outstanding in my field and not a flake... [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]

[BlackMagicRose]

Just wait till they try to combine you. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Father Dave]

oh sure- just plow into me and wait till i get gas. or i could liquor and mash the hell out of her golden corn-rowed noggin.

[BlackMagicRose]

LOL...when "Signs" came out my Dad's place had corn fields ALL around him. He was like "So...which gun do you want to sleep with tonight?!?" [img]eek.gif[/img]

[BlackMagicRose]

Oh but they make gas out of corn now...LOL [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]