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Thread: no speaka da english

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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
    an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
    first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
    the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
    once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
    twice. Then I come one lasta time".

    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine!!!!", retorted the lady indignantly.
    "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
    lives.........!!!!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa
    tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    LOL!!! That's grrrreat!

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    it's funny cuz they're italian!

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    haha thats funny

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    *lmao* I had to go back and read that again like I was speaking italian*L sssshhhh, don't tell anyone *l


    That was a cute joke though!

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    Mama mia!

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