Great Spam Subject Lines

[Hannibal]

Fresh catch of the day! Teen tuna!

[superman251]

Freak Sized Big Stick Penetrations

[GravyTrain]

I don't get many that i like to post....but here's a good one.

Subject: ButtCheek Cherries.. elANU59
Body:
Treat em Bad they L0VE it..

Spank em All!

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If you are not happy in receiving this notice, please forward
this email to our staff at [email protected]

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[GravyTrain]

this is the actual subject of an email i got today:


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I kid you not....that whole thing was the subject line

[KingBean]

My first worthwhile spam-line in yonks!

Get a bulky p_0l-e

[superman251]

wnat to enLAARGE your cock... we can help

Marathon se~x _ never run out of steam

How's your love MUSCLE doing

How to EAT pussy like its candy

Get the chick of your dreams on YOUR stick

Have erections for hours.

Anal fucking--watch and cum

Be a love hammer for the weekend

Part the hairy bitch with your hard cock

Lube it up and stick IT in my a$s

SPaNk my ass I have BEeN bad^

[xxmoon stomperxx]

This thread made me go check my bulk mail folder...

"Hahahha, Little Pe-nis U Have noggin hardliner jeter "

"Gentle & painless intimate groomer"

"y u stopped replying my mail?"

[superman251]

U Still Dare To Fcuk Girls Out There With Ur Little Pe--nis?

Good lord so that's where the smell was coming from

Dicky--- Y R U so small?? BE 6InChEs Or MoRe AnD mAkE hEr C.U.M.

Is thiS pussy what you are looking for?

[SHATOUSHKA]

bwaahahahahah... da cheet, those are funny!!!!!

i don't suppose this next entry is considered
funny... but its a good 'warning' to anyone
reading this, i guess.

this comes from a POSTED address of: [email protected]
(or something similar) and the subject lines are
something of the following:

1) your name has come up on our list of flagged sites

2) you have been found visiting illegal sites

3) your name on goverment black list

and the body of the message will say something like:

1) please confirm

2) must authenticate before disciplinary action

yadda yadda... and of course it has an attachment
with a file name of: list, black list, etc etc

naturally you shouldn't open this attachment.
i've seen it several times in a certain inbox,
and while i cannot remember exactly what all the
subject lines/body says, these emails tend to
give the sensation that you are in deep shit,
rest assured its no good.

[GravyTrain]

the way i see it, if i'm really in that big of trouble, they aren't going to warn me through email.