Great Spam Subject Lines

[SHATOUSHKA]

you know people..... you just have to take the
time to warn them even if it seems ridiculous [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[superman251]

Get ready people!!! ALL NEW SPAM SUBJECTS FOR JULY!!!!!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOUR EYES READ!! THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS!!!

[superman251]

Call ME... URGENT COck NeEds UR At_Tention

Finding a date couldn't be easier... CALL me.. I put put over the PhOnE.

Let ME shoW yoU my Pus$y

EaT me and CUm,h_ard *(*&^&%$)_

Have SeX like a Poooorrrrn Star

Having a heell of a time commaaanding your vesseel?

: Your P.E..NI.S will experience greater and loongeer lasting er-e-c--tion

Dont Dare To Fcuk Bcos Ur Pen-i-s Is Too Small

FuCK me Like the BITCH i am.

[SHATOUSHKA]

"there's a slut on your desk...."

got this one today... [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

[admaniacameroneil]

Hahaha, that ones funny because it could be calling you a slut, shatzy! are you?

[SHATOUSHKA]

this just received:

subject line: hi there kitchen!

body:

Hi! My name
is Katya!

I'm a 19yo first course student.
I live together with my parents and
I'm fond of pets and all kinds of
outdoors activities ? tennis, biking, swimming.
In fact everybody who knows me consider me to be a
lovely, good and decent girl with high principles.
And nobody's got an idea what a horny bitch sometimes
I really am. None of my friends has ever saw me posing
nude for photographers and they simply wouldn't believe
if I showed them some of my favorite images with spreads
and close-up pussy. There are so many guys in my town
that dream at nights about this cute juicy pussy with
big, always erected pink clit. Just click and make sure
its worth seeing. I'm waiting for you to enjoy me everyway
you like.


* * * * *

there was also a link... but naturally i'm not
going to post it. sowwy

[KingBean]

Keeping her for yourself eh?

[SHATOUSHKA]

subject: PLEASE!
body:

I saw the frigate! She was five miles from us,
and looked like a dark mass, hardly
discernible
But no boats!

No msgs

It had the effect of rallying the ship's crew!!
"If, sir, you would not squint so
much, you would
see better!" : or even of new species, of an
organisation formed to inhabit the strata
inaccessible to soundings, and which an accident
of some sort has brought at long intervals to
the upper level of the ocean?

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<font size=30>WTF?????</font>

[GravyTrain]

it's a secret code

[SHATOUSHKA]

well duh, columbo