I'm afraid i turned homo

**GravyTrain** · May 22nd, 2003, 02:23 PM

I went and laid in a tanning bed last night for the first time in my life. i always thought that guys that did it were gay and just down right stupid. i also saw it as cheating, i mean if you can't get out in the sun at all, you don't deserve to look dark.

then i started working in an office from 10 - 6 everyday. well, when i began blinding myself looking in the mirror, i decided that it wouldn't be too bad to try it.

well there ya go, i've turned into the type of person i didn't ever want to become and i have this upcoming wedding to blame, because cristi tans, and she is really dark, so i had to tan so that i wouldn't look like a ghost in my wedding pictures, and i didn't want to burn while laying on the white sands of jamaica's beaches on the honeymoon.

TastinGood · May 22nd, 2003, 07:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by GravyTrain:
so i had to tan so that i wouldn't look like a ghost in my wedding pictures, and i didn't want to burn while laying on the white sands of jamaica's beaches on the honeymoon.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nice justification.

**SHATOUSHKA** · May 22nd, 2003, 07:16 PM

i didn't think being in a tanning bed offered
protection against damages of the sun.
now i'll admit that i don't know... because i
don't keep up with that kinda information...

i find that whole superficiality awfully dangerous
to play with.... it can really hurt you.

**GravyTrain** · May 22nd, 2003, 07:43 PM

the tanning beds themselves won't actually protect me from the sun down there, but i am very less likely to burn if i were to go with a little bit of color in my skin

**SHATOUSHKA** · May 22nd, 2003, 10:09 PM

ah, i see. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**Babi BootifuL** · May 22nd, 2003, 11:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by GravyTrain:
and i didn't want to burn while laying on the white sands of jamaica's beaches on the honeymoon.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you sure you just didn't want to blend in with the white sands in Jamaica?

Your not a homo because of the tanning beds dj, you're a homo because you started talking to me.

<font color="#6633ff" size="1">[ May 23, 2003 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Babi BootifuL ]</font>

**rmartino** · May 23rd, 2003, 03:42 AM

no need to explain...I have several heterosexual, male friends that lay in tanning beds regularly...some during their work lunch breaks [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]