I'm afraid i turned homo

**GravyTrain** · May 30th, 2003, 04:34 PM

that's the only way you are goign to score....

**Babi BootifuL** · May 30th, 2003, 05:04 PM

The closest you can get to scoring at the moment is me on webcam..

**GravyTrain** · May 30th, 2003, 05:14 PM

at least i don't have to resort to personal care product containers like hair spray cans or deodorant cans!!!!

**Babi BootifuL** · May 30th, 2003, 05:18 PM

Just because you enjoy shoving them up your ass, doesn't mean you have to apply them to MY sexual life. I'm doing just fine THANK you very much. Hmph.

**GravyTrain** · May 30th, 2003, 05:20 PM

i thought i told you to keep that a secret, you don't want me telling everyone the real reason you got ratbag do you?

**Babi BootifuL** · May 30th, 2003, 05:28 PM

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You introduced me to beastiality, so you can;t talk.

**GravyTrain** · May 30th, 2003, 05:32 PM

don't blame me for that, i don't own any animals, (and no it isn't because i used them for my sexual pleasure and then released them)

**Babi BootifuL** · May 30th, 2003, 05:39 PM

Yeah, it's because Animal Care Services (ACS) took them away from you, and put them in the a loving (no, not in THAT way DJ) home...

**GravyTrain** · May 31st, 2003, 03:15 AM

so, i'm laying in the tanning bed last night, i tell the guy before i go in...i want to lay for 12 minutes, he says ok, and i go in and lay down..

i listen to one 50 cent song, then an eminem song, then another 50 cent song...and the bed is still going. another song starts and finishes...most songs last about 3 or 4 minutes and i just listened to 4 of them. hmm....i'm beginning to wonder how long i've been in.

so i lay there a bit longer and they turn off the radio and i hear keys like they are locking up. so i decide to get up and see how much more time i have. i still had 5 minutes left....so i turned off the bed, got dressed and stepped outside...sure enough all the lights were out in the gym, and he was locking stuff up. i asked the guy "Hey, how long did you set my bed for?"

he goes "20 minutes"

i says "20 MINUTES!!!!"

then i proceed to kick his butt and leave him in a bloody mess....wait...that was a different story. needless to say, i laid in the bed for 15 minutes, my buttocks has never seen the light of day before, and it just got the equivalent of a couple hours of scorching sun rays.

it hurts to sit down now....my butt is cherry red, and i hate it....it stings so bad, i just hope it gets better soon.

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**Babi BootifuL** · May 31st, 2003, 03:24 AM

Red meat... *giggles*

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