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    Ladies and Gentlemen....I have just received one of the funniest, most bizarre, email I might have ever recieved. That's right, they were selling a hand held lie detector

    here's the contents of the email

    Imagine this ...

    You come home from work one day and see
    a strange car in the driveway. A woman,
    half-dressed, runs out of your house and
    drives off. You always suspected your
    husband might be cheating, but now he
    can't deny it.

    This could have been avoided ...

    If you had used Handy Truster, you might
    have caught your partner lying to you a
    long time ago!

    Truster is easy to use, and extremely
    accurate. The same technology that police
    agencies use to interrogate criminals
    is available to you at the lowest price
    ever.

    How many times did you hear "I'm telling
    you the truth"?

    How many times were you offered tempting
    deals?

    How many times did you trust the wrong
    people?

    Ever had that knawing feeling that someone
    might be lying to you? Well, stop wondering
    and take action. Find out for yourself
    with Truster!

    Handy Truster enables testing real-time
    in a face-to-face conversation. It's
    easy to operate and offers 92% accuracy.

    The applications for this amazing technology
    are limitless, but here are just a few
    things you will be able to do:

    ** Find out if your husband or wife is
    having an affair!

    ** Determine if your business partner is
    cheating you out of money!

    ** Learn whether your in-laws are lying
    to you!

    ** Find out if your friend wants to steal
    your lover or spouse!

    ** Find out if telephone salesmen are
    telling you the truth or trying to scam
    you!

    Truster is revolutionary technology yet
    extremely easy to use. Just turn it on,
    and ask your subject a question. The
    screen displays in real-time whether
    the response is deception.

    Life is not all black and white, or truth
    and lie. Truster will analyze the
    speaker's voice and indicate the percentage
    chance that the subject is lying.

    Here are a few examples of what Truster
    can do for you ...

    Your friend owes you some money and says
    'Don't worry, the check is in the mail.'
    Truster is running and indicates a
    probable lie.

    Your wife invites her parents to watch
    a play thatyou happen to be starring in.
    The next day, you ask your in-laws how
    they liked it. 'We loved your acting',
    they tell you. Truster indicates a
    definite lie.

    You drop your car off for an oil change
    and a tune-up, but your mechanic looks
    grim and says 'You need a new muffler,
    and some transmission work.' It's
    going to be expensive, but luckily you
    are running truster at the time, and it
    indicates an 80% chance of a lie.

    Your son comes back from college to see
    you on father's day. He tells you he's
    doing very well, staying out of trouble,
    and getting excellent grades. Truster
    is running and suggests a 95% chance of
    a lie. A few moments later he says 'I
    love you dad.' Truster indicates "truth".
    Whew. Not everybody is lying all of
    the time!

    You're probably asking yourself, "Ok,
    this sounds great, but HOW DOES IT WORK?"

    It's simple, yet brilliant technology.
    The human voice has multiple features,
    and when a person lies, changes occur in
    some of these features. The sensitive
    Truster system can detect these changes
    and analyze them using highly accurate
    scientific-mathematical tools. This
    software has been tested by police and
    forensic experts and its reliability
    is proven.

    Technology opens doors. Truster opens
    a very important door that once was locked.
    Behind it, hopefully, you will discover
    the truth ...

    To order Truster for only $39.99 using
    our secure server, just click on the
    link below:

    GET IT NOW

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    <font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">what retard would even think about purchasing one of these things, especially for the SALE price of 40 bucks.

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    lol, that's great! Actually I think I read something about that type of lie detection a while back. Maybe they were just trying to develop it. I can't remember for sure.

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    i think thats awful.

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    hehehe, stupid americans.

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    I don't really know much about the income of you Americans, but are any of you rich enough to buy one of those things??? That would be awesome...

    Truster Girl 12k

    A few moments later he says 'I
    love you dad.' Truster indicates "truth".
    Whew. Not everybody is lying all of
    the time!
    <font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Oh man that's great!!!

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    Even better! It should have an audible computer-voice. "you lie!" / "truth!" It would be like TANK GIRL. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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