I got stranded...

[GravyTrain]

...in the bathroom with no TP.....well, i had just enough for two small wipes, or one large wipe. i was lucky enough that i had a clean release, otherwise, i was going to be in big trouble. Granted, there were paper towels typically used for hand drying with in reasonable reach. and there was a book (1981 World Almanac....don't ask) right next to the toilet that I could have used, but it's the point. I work at a small company, we don't have professionals come in and keep up our bathrooms. We use Charmin on regular toilet paper rolls. The person who used the bathroom before me had to of known there was not much left, in fact I bet he thought "Wow, I almost ran out of toilet paper"...now my question is why did he not get more toilet paper from the supply closet and put it in the bathroom, just as i did moments ago.

some people are just very inconsiderate.

[SHATOUSHKA]

this post had me in stitches!!! it even rivals
some of the great JN posts!!!! haahahhaahhaha

sorry to hear that dj... but at least you got
a few spare squares, eh?

[Mystyx]

I am sorry but I can spare a square.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

how about a ply?

(LMMFAO!)

[Hannibal]

...
Anyways..
DJ, that sucks man. I know that feeling, where your heart begins to race-- your eyes frantically searching (which obviously you did, spying the '81 guiness records)-- everything seems to be amplified in moments like those.
I get that same feeling every time i masterbate in public!
Hence why I do it.. i'm an adrenaline junky!
Sometimes, I even take the toilet paper, and throw it out of the bathroom in a public restroom right before I shit, so when i'm done, i get that frantic feeling....
then when some unsuspecting fool comes in, I whine and cry, until he gets someone to help me.
I'm an attention whore.

[Blazey]

hahaha!..you said it..and its true..and its funny! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]