what's the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
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there's twenty of them!
so, jesus walks into a hotel, throws three large nails on the counter and asks, "could you put me up for the night?"
what's the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
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there's twenty of them!
if you were on a bus with a bunch of fags would you get off?
1) why were indians the first to america?
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they had reservations
2) why didn't the skeleton talk to the pretty girl?
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he didn't have any guts
<font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">where the fuck did you hear that?Originally posted by shatzy:
why wasn't jesus born in mexico?
because there are neither virgins OR wise men
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<font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That one is stupid...go over there and go back to looking pretty...let the funny people tell the jokes...Originally posted by italipino:
if you were on a bus with a bunch of fags would you get off?
FUCK YOU!!!!!
I SAID YOU WERE PRETTY!... [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
I have a friend (Oscar, for Wes...so you can just imagine him saying this) who heard the bus joke and did not know it was a joke and said, "No, I would not get off because maybe one of them could cut my hair."
i thought it was a clever joke [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
(and a funny reply by your friend)
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