one good reason why not to flirt...

**oranges** · June 3rd, 2004, 12:47 AM

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she arguedand said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed and there was' no need for his good time to be spoiled by
not going. So hetook his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her
husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new
partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped
away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you'renot there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into thespare room and played poker all evening."
You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."

**Babi BootifuL** · June 3rd, 2004, 12:55 AM

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**diluted** · June 3rd, 2004, 09:00 AM

lmfao that shit is sick [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

**SHATOUSHKA** · June 3rd, 2004, 11:35 PM

ahahahahahahah!!!! TOUCHE!

**wildnthewind** · June 4th, 2004, 01:03 AM

What y'all failed to notice wassss
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After more drinks he finally he whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
<u>passionate intercourse </u>in the back seat.

WTG Dad!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL

TastinGood · June 4th, 2004, 01:13 AM

ive heard that before....only he gave it to his best friend which made it funnier.

having her dad be the punchline makes it kinda gross. [img]confused.gif[/img]