my rabbit is screwing my ginea pig

**oranges** · September 21st, 2004, 07:54 AM

this just in. [img]eek.gif[/img] good god!

so we were just at the dinner table before after finishing a lovely dinner and having a little chit chat about life etc what im going to do raddy ra and then my mum cranks out ever so politly "your rabbit is screwing your ginea pig" [img]eek.gif[/img]

well good god what do you say to that?

apparently she thinks that well no they cant produce rabbit/ginea pig babies which is on the plus side i imagine but yes she has seen it happen a few times in the last couple of days.

i think it is now that i build another hut and seperate them because good god this is not natural [img]confused.gif[/img]

mum also believes it may be perry (my rabbit) relieving himself as he has HUGE and i mean HUGE balls so there ya have it.

my rabbit is doing the ginea pig. you heard it here first folks [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

**Beta-Decay** · September 21st, 2004, 08:06 AM

Hey, don't look at me like that. And I know you are. I can feel it all the way over here.

**oranges** · September 21st, 2004, 08:10 AM

haha how'd you know? [img]redface.gif[/img]

well i just brought perry inside to show my step dad and his friend his balls because they didnt believe it was possible for a rabbit to have such massive balls, well they are believers now...

and he (perry) also bit my mum while she feeding him on her lap. guess he didnt like her fondling him to much aye [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Babi BootifuL** · September 21st, 2004, 08:26 AM

First I read HUGE... HUGE balls...
So i'm sitting here eating dinner with the mental image of a rabbit with tennis ball sized balls.

THEN I have the metal image of your Mum fondling them [img]tongue.gif[/img] HAHAHAHA....

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Gross.