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[Firebird98]

Why don't I just install taps for everyone?

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Hated by many,
Loved by few,
Respected by all.
Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
It's flooding in the Holyland
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
And Jely is my other sidekick
Proud to call Ski family.
Beer makes everything O-KAY.
Branflakes is just cool.
I rant because it's my God given right.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.

[Darkwolf]

If you do that Fierbird then there can be no wrestling matches over who gets the tap.

*looks around the room*

And there are lots of women in here I would not mind wrestling.



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Those that fear the dark, will never know its true beauty.

Chivalry is not dead, it's just the white horse isn't praticle and that shiny armor blinded us more than it ever illuminated.

The truth against the world.

Nathriheccune Gahinneverahtunin Zehgessurklach Zunnus.

[tyledras]

runs out, runs back in with a very butch and well trained Xena, and urges her toward the beer tap. she jumps behind the bar and sticks her head under the tap and opens it up

[La Luna Unita]

Wow! Both Tony Hawk and Xena! This place is getting star-studded, Firebird!

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Asthetically Appreciative

[WiloeLeigh]

So where's my Catherine Zeta-Jones????

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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.

-Randolph Silliman Bourne

[The Bartenders]

*the Catherine Zeta-Jones-esque bartender leaves the otherwise faceless mob of bartenders and saunters past Wiloe. With a wink over her shoulder, she heads for the jacuzzi.

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What'll it be?

Come to Firebird's Bar and Grill! 300 drink limit and ladies' drinks are on the house!

[BabyBird98]

yeppppppppppppppeeeee i am drinking free tonight..

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I'm not short. I'm undertall.

[WiloeLeigh]

*has followed Catherine to the jacuzzi and is now playfully flirting with her in the hot tub*

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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how imperfect and jagged our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly disarray, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, a poetic glamour.

-Randolph Silliman Bourne

[BabyBird98]

*Walks in the room,looks around Sigh with great disappointment Know stallone and cage.

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I'm not short. I'm undertall.