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    Inactive Member The Bartenders's Avatar
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    We've been abandonment by our dead-beat pimpstress. We were hoping you could use a few experienced bartenders.

    *all look hopeful except for some of the supermodels who simply look vacant*

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    You're hired, simply because I can't make drinks and beat tyledras silly at the same time. Pay is 100 bucks an hour plus tips.
    See you on monday

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    *jump up and down overjoyed by their good fortune and since it is monday, about half get to work right away mixing drinks and dancing on the bar*

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    oh how nice wink

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    None of them were cast in Coyote Ugly were they? I'm a little scared... Need fortification...

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    Angry

    Luna, leave my bartenders alone.... they don't bug you while you drink....

    Doing a great job, girls.

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    Smile

    *asking one of the not-too-vacant looking bartenders*

    I need a white russian, please.

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    any chance i can get a job as well?

    biggrin wink biggrin

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    Sure... Jely.... you're job is to get them as drunk as possible so we make more money.

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    So much for the bellydancing eh jely

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