As One Enters The Bar...

[La Luna Unita]

one can hear the clinks of toasting and the warm, cheerful buzz of customers chatting back and forth. To one side, THE BAR. To the other, THE CHAIRS.

First and smallest is the one made of glow-in-the-dark slinkies. Despite its small size, it is given a lengthy space along the wall, since it is currently stretched out and contains several happy patrons talking and holding drinks in their hands. This is La Luna Unita's chair.

Next along the wall is a throne, also given a long space, but now because it is needed. This is BRAN'S THRONE, surrounded by beautiful women in swimsuits, who smile and wink at the patrons as they pass by. Overhead along the top, torches blaze out cheerfully, adding soft, sensuous light to the scene. The twin dogs chained to the arms snarl at anyone unwary enough to step too close to the models and the uninvited make a careful circle around the edge of the dais.

The third and final chair set along the wall stands high. Above the high-rising oaken back is framed a stained-glass phoenix, brilliantly lit in reds, oranges, and golds. His ruby eye winks ominously at the passersby, who shiver and drink deeply of their cups. The glass design of his tail feathers cascades down the sides of the chair, descending into deep greens, blues, and purples as they edge toward the floor.
The wood of the chair's back is intricately carved in a design of celtic knotwork that betrays great skill in the craftsman. It extends over the arms and onto the legs in a labrinth impossible to trace.
Around the feet of the chair, which is raised on a dais, are thrown many pillows with scantily clad women lounging indolently on them, sipping drinks and chatting amiably. The seat of the chair itself is well-padded and wide enough for three or four. Seated in this chair is FIREBIRD, watching over his bar and grill with satisfaction, knowing all is well here.


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Asthetically Appreciative

"And God help you if you are a Phoenix, and you dare to rise up from the ash;
a thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy, while you are just flying..." -Ani, of course!

[Firebird98]

*nods approvingly and orders the next round on the house*

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Hated by many,
Loved by few,
Respected by all.
Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
It's flooding in the Holyland
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
And Jely is my other sidekick
Proud to call Ski family.
Beer makes everything O-KAY.
Branflakes is just cool.
I rant because it's my God given right.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.

[Ski]

*Drinks the next round.......ALL of them*

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick

"I'm so ahead of the game I feel left behind"

[La Luna Unita]

*grabs the last of the beers from Ski*

Pabst Blue Ribbon?? What the hell??

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Asthetically Appreciative

"And God help you if you are a Phoenix, and you dare to rise up from the ash;
a thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy, while you are just flying..." -Ani, of course!

[Ski]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick

"If you believe in the Hereafter,Then you must know what I'm here after"

[La Luna Unita]

*picks her way through the scantily clad chicks, pushing a butt out of the way here, and a boob there* GOOD GOD, WOMEN!!! STOP CROWDING ME!!!

*crawls up onto the padded seat of Firebird's throne* Comfy, cozy... zzzzzzz...

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May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

[Firebird98]

*whispers down to luna...*

Sugar.... you're drooling on my leg.

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Thou Shall Not Spilleth Thy Beer
Enforcer for WiloeLeigh
Jely is my other sidekick
Ski and Tyledras are family.
If I'm right then I lose nothing nothing, if you're right I lose it all.
True friends stab you in the front

"You are such a whore."-Tyledras

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell

[La Luna Unita]

*flips Bird the middle claw and goes back to sleep*

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May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

[Ski]

mean little minx ain't she

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Miral's Slave
tyledras's Sidekick
Sanctuary for an Elf

Say, Would you like a Chocolate-Covered Pretzel?-Brodie

[La Luna Unita]

Usually.

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May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose