SEX & CALORIES

**Desiree** · January 12th, 2003, 07:17 PM

SEX & CALORIES

Exercising is very important. It has been known for many years
that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study
of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and
proprietary" research conducted by the Locker Rooms of both men
and women... ....they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent................................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................8 Calories
With one hand.....................................12 Calories
With your teeth...................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................4315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot....................4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ ....12 Calories
69 lying down.......................................78 Calories
69 standing up......................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... .216 Calories
Doggy Style..........................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................................2912 Calories
Around the world..................................6969 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.............................................. ...........112
Calories
Fake.............................................. ..........1315
Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got up immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years............................................. ..36
Calories
30-39 years............................................. ..80
Calories
40-49 years............................................. ..124
Calories
50-59 years............................................. ..1972
Calories
60-69 years............................................. ..7916
Calories
70 and over................................Not enuff participants

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................ ............32
Calories
In a hurry............................................. .......98
Calories
Her father knocking at the door......7218 Calories
Your wife knocking at the door.......16521 Calories

Results may vary.

**Spike23** · January 13th, 2003, 05:07 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#007700 "><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Helvetica, sans-serif">Doggy Style..........................................326 Calories </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

i think Desiree and i should put this one to the test.....i think we can burn more. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]