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[Desiree]

1. Men are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

2. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the
end
and think, "Well, that's not going to happen".

3. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

4. The other night I ate at a really nice family restaurant. Every
table had an argument going.

5. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder in the car these
days no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?

6. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so
you're
just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but
at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

7. According to a recent survey, men say that the first thing they
notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say that the first
thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

10. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

11. I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

12. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world IS weird and people take Prozac to make it seem normal.

13. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have
come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

14. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened.

15. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?

16. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an
appointment, and he/she says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner."

17. You read about all these terrorists. Most of them came here with expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

[MJR]

That's a great list!

I especially like the first one! LOL! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Desiree]

I agree

I am sure I could come up with a list that I would like to see tumble down the stairs [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[MJR]

Hehehehe, me too! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
And at the top of the list would be some ex-boyfriends. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Desiree]

actually even my current boyfriend sometimes..


hehe

[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[MJR]

LOL, yeah, I hear ya! Sometimes Frank drives me nuts. He could use a good tumble every once in a while. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

whoooooooooooo is member # 77120????

its driving me craaaaaaaaaaazy!!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

<font size=30>LMMFAO!!!!</font> [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Desiree]

he hasn't posted in this thread yet?

he's slipping up

[Desiree]

I sure hope its not that gay guy that follows you around...