BrutalityReignsSupreme
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[img]http://www.themcfarlaneproject.com/brs.JPG[/IMG]<p><b>"Damn Colombians ! They are pushing the wrong drugs."</b><br />(Max comment about the recent dope draught in Ireland)<p><b>"Spank me hard and call me Susie, Darling"</b><br />(Max to his boss when he got an extension of his contract)<p><b>"It's like, you arrive on this beautiful beach in the Caribbean, white sands, green waters, everything is beautiful but suddenly it starts to snow ?!?"</b><br />(Max to a friend when he was recently asked what he thought about Tyra Banks)<p><b>"She's a lady, uhoh uh oh uh oh, she's a lady" (on the notes of Tom Jones' song)</b><br />(Max to colleague who, when asked if she wanted more toast, replied - I wish I could, but if I do I have to shit on the train on my way back)<p><b>"You are so funny I would like to put a finger up my nostril and scratch my brain"</b> <br />(Max to Jor when he cracked a joke on Irish/Italians ... bad choice - I am both)