Tabloid Overload? Maybe, Maybe Not!

You know, you just cant avoid it these days. It's everywhere. In magazines, in newspapers on television and radio it seems to have become the headlines instead of the back pages. I am, of course, talking about tabloid news stories. The stories of who did this with who and who's breaking up and who's dating who seem to be taking over the front pages and lead stories these days and pushing the "real news" to the back of the line. Well, the whos dating who and who's with who will be eternal although any news source or tabloid that says it's tired of reporting on certain people should really just stop reporting on them themselves. (is it really that obvious of a solution? Well, YES! IT IS) Anywho, as far as celeb disputes and divorces and arguments that seem to go on and on, we need to find a way to help get quick closer on these stories. Simple solution. Jerry Springer. Yep, forget the white trash stories that usually grace his stage and lets move on to Celebrity disputes. Lets get 'em right up there on Springers stage and let 'em go at it. Imagine the joy this would bring to those who live for these stories and the immediate closure we all could get in Jerry's final thoughts. Yes folks, the answer to Hollywoods problem is a little dose of Springer style Justice. Allow them to release all that rage on the stage. No tabloid stories needed, no paparazzi photos neccsary, just all out action right there on tv. And lets do it live too so we can really get down and dirty. No holds barred. Simply put, if we just let them clear the air, maybe take a few swings, tear off some clothing and wrestle around a bit on live tv, we ill all be able to sleep better at night not having to wait for the next shoe to drop. (it will most likely already have dropped in the second or third row about halfway through the show. After all these years, the answer was right there in front of us. No more battles through the tabloid pages, just send 'em to Springer and lets get it on!
Or, we could just have actually celebrity cage matches. Those, might have to go pay per view though.
Flying chairs for everyone!
JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY!
(just practicing)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 03, 2007 09:47 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>