Poor Orphaned message board

Sigh.....I gotta leave you pretty soon for three months..I hope someone will take care of you (LEFTY)!!!!....

Aw ma, I'd be happy to. Happier than a fly at a **** convention!

I knew I could count on you...loyal, faithful Neth that you are...

Loyal, faithful, HOT & HANDSOME Neth, of course.

Arf.

Hot and Handsome huh??...Grab yer dildonics ladies...the Neth has arrived...

*Whirrrrr*

Ahhh Sonic lounge has come a long way..Ya think?