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An inaugural Gen-X'er, Joranthalus lives in the quaint, historic, Ray Bradbury-esque river town of Geneva, Illinois. He can often be seen on the streets approaching complete strangers and complaining to them about certain specific things or making fun of the way they are dressed. His satisfaction with being adequate at just about anything people are willing to let him do has led to a sort-of career as a Jack-of-all-trades, and he has worked as a musician, writer, acrobat, thief, computer guru, sculpter, salesman, bartender, con-man, toy-scalper, audio-engineer, and a videographer. He has a fascination with the word 'Fish-sticks' and the over-use of hyphens and commas.
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