Joke

A man was watching his wife bending over to pick somthing off the floor, he said to her "I bet your ass is as big as the BBQ grill." He said "hold on I want to check this out", so he goes and get's a tape measure and measures the grill, then measures his wifes ass. He said "yep I was right. Your ass is 2 inches bigger than the BBQ grill." Well later that night he wanted to get him some action, and his wife turned to him and said "I don't think so! I am not going to fire up this big ol BBQ grill for that little wienie." http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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