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My first Topic in Gorgeous Blazey's Forum is a joke just to make you smile a while. Life has enough hassles, no? Enjoy!
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man smiling at her and she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested for molesting her.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloan's Liniment to remove Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under the shaving advertisement which read "William's Stick Did the Trick". Then I
could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"<center>
THE CASE WAS DISMISSED!</center>
Blazey this place is hot, girl! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif
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*omg*..that was too funny!!..and thanks for posting it..please feel free to post all you want to..we need some action round here..*EG*
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Jonathan sweetheart.. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif..did anyone ever tell you your girl looks kinda..well..umm..plastic?..i think we can do better..*nods*..just keep hanging in the pool we shall find you a hunny no doubt..Methinks they are lineing up as we speak..*grinzz*..btw way have you been to the poolie's page..with the pics of all the reggies?..nice place to visit..is always nice to see who your chatting up dontcha think.. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif..the addy is on Mel's board under poolie page or something like that..have a looksee if you havent already.. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smile.gif..very interesting..*nods*..smooches ya silly!
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not all pooooolies are on that page...
I can't seeem to find my MUG shot...hmmm.... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
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I can put it there if ya like..*L.
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Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
Oh-k...at last I feel brave enuff to go see em pics..*pours another Jim Bean* http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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