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<font size="4">May 16th is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:</font>
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff, creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce Monday, May 16th as....
<font color="red">SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!</font>
Here are the rules you must follow:
</font><ul type="square">[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You can only slap one person per hour - no more.</font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.</font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.</font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.</font>[*]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!</font>[/list]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....<font color="yellow">and have a great day!</font>
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Saaahhh... weeeeeeet. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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THANKS A LOT I'VE JUST BEEN FIRED!!!!
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well, shit
I've celebrating that holliday for years!
