A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
The same little boy bursts into the bathroom the next day and pointing to his dad's privates shouts "what's that?"
"That son,.. is my pet hedgehog"
"Blimey,".. says the boy, "look at the size of his knob"
LMAO!!!....hahaha!
Couldn't resist goat an even shorter joke for ya + Raggz lmao (only joking cuz)
Goat= where the hell did that come from. Too many jars tonight or what
I'm stealing that it's a good thing I'm a slow drinker I might have wet my self oh and you hurt my face smiles
The same little boy is taking a bath with a little girl. He looks at her and asks, "could I put my finger in your belly button?"
She replies, "yes".
After a bit, she screams, "HEY, THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
He gives her a sheepish grin, holds up both hands and says, "that's okay, it's not my finger".
oh that's bad hee you boys
EVEN BETTER! Still laughing at that 1! Prob cuz its true........
K!
LMFAO@all the jokes!....Lycan that one you posted...I've heard as a Little Johnny Joke....haha.
Okay let's change the sex:
A little girl pulls the shower curtian and startles the Mom there all naked.
The little girl puzzled asks. " Mommy was that?" point at her Mom's croutch.
"Oh..Umm...That's my wash-rag Hun", she replied.
"Go out and watch some TV, Mommy will be out in a few minutes."
Next day, Little girl walks into the bathroom again, pulls the curtian and startles the Mom once more. The little girl looks even more puzzled and asks, "Mommy where's your wash-rag...where's your wash-rag?". The Mom shaven, struggles to answer and says, " Oh, Hun...Mommy seems to have lost her wash-rag." "Go out and watch some TV, Mommy will be out in a few minutes." The little girl goes but says, "Mommy I'll help you find it." She goes outside and comes running back in..."Mommy Mommy Mommy!!!!, I found your wash-rag!!!" The Mother looks at the little girl and plays along, "Where Where Where, Where's Mommy's wash-rag?"
The little girl replies, "Mommy it's next door and She's washing Dad's face with it!"
HaHaHa!
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