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And asking yourself why now....
Drunk, no pants - I'll climb radio tower
THE ENQUIRER
MOUNT AUBURN - Climbing a local television station's radio tower drunk got a Walnut Hills man in a little trouble Saturday, police said.
A WKRC employee called police about 3:40 a.m. to report a man on the roof of the Highland Avenue building in Mount Auburn. By the time Cincinnati officers arrived, Allen D. Hankins, 31, of Gilbert Avenue in Mount Auburn was on his way up the station's radio tower.
Police charged Hankins with criminal trespass and disorderly conduct while intoxicated. He was arrested and jailed briefly until someone posted $1,000 bail.
"Meteorologist Jeff Creighton reported seeing a man climbing a catwalk outside the station around 3:30 a.m. By the time police arrived, the daredevil was quite a ways up our tower, without his pants."
You know, I've done some pretty stupid things after a few too many coldies, but nothing like this. I'm pretty sure that I've never actually looked at a tv tower and thought that climbing it with or without my pants would be a smart thing to do!
First questioo would be why remove your pants? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
Did he think it would make him a better climber if he was pants free? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] Did he believe that the freedom of being sans pants would make him freer to move around the tower? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] Could it possibly be that his pants were trying to talk him out of doing it so he left them behind?
Maybe he should try it without a shirt first before moving on to the pantsless approach next time SHEESH!
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And our next contestants who take it to the streets, literally! [img]eek.gif[/img]
Couple Accused Of Having Sex On Downtown Street
POSTED: 9:56 pm EDT July 19, 2007
UPDATED: 10:42 pm EDT July 19, 2007
CINCINNATI -- A couple is facing charges for allegedly having sex on a busy downtown street during rush hour.
According to the police report, Carol Walters, 48, and James Barbour, 37, were having sex in the median on West Central Parkway Wednesday evening, and Walters was wearing only a T-shirt around her neck.
A police officer witnessed the act when someone called 911 to report what they thought was a rape, according to the report.
Barbour and Walters are both facing charges of public indecency.
While most were concerned with violence in the streets, they decided to do something about it [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] Make love not war indeed! [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
You know, a bed or couch heck even a car would have been more comfortable!
Maybe they just heard that old song "why dont we do it in the road" and took it to heart!
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The first post reminds me of me, the second post reminds me of Jumper (pre-D2, of course [img]wink.gif[/img] )
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Are you profiling board members Lewman?!??!?! [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] LOL!
