I've been abandoned by Mrs SJ [img]frown.gif[/img]
She's gone off on a week long business trip to South Africa! The house is a mess, the cats are going crazy and I'm running out of food to cook!!!
HELP!! I can't cope!!! [img]redface.gif[/img]
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I've been abandoned by Mrs SJ [img]frown.gif[/img]
She's gone off on a week long business trip to South Africa! The house is a mess, the cats are going crazy and I'm running out of food to cook!!!
HELP!! I can't cope!!! [img]redface.gif[/img]
Eat the cat then.
I'll call Bob Geldof and have him make a benefit to FEED SJ...planes will be droppng rice, oatmeal and milk in two days. So hope ya can make it before then.
If you really get hungry...eat the cockroaches in the cupboard...Fear Factor claims they are full of protein.
Your place for a party then!! Lol
My clan left me alone for a week already this summer. Thing is though, I take care of all the animals anyway, and I do the majority of the cooking, and since there were no kids around there was no mess made. So...I got bored REAL fast with nothing to do but eat alone, watch movies and play guitar whenever I wanted.
My hypothesis again:
Vitamin C is good for you.
Fruit contain Vitamin C
Grapes are fruit.
They make wine out of grapes.
ergo
Wine is good for you!
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I've been drinking [img]biggrin.gif[/img] on a school (i.e. work tomorrow morning) night! [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I may regret it but lets live a little eh? [img]wink.gif[/img]
I love it when my Misses goes on "business trips" to South Africa. She always comes home beaming, and walking like she's just got off a horse....
<font size="4" face="Arial">DAMN, a week where i could have come up and gotten int trouble. Some day you will get to meet "THE CHICK"Quote:
Originally posted by Carl I.:
My clan left me alone for a week already this summer. Thing is though, I take care of all the animals anyway, and I do the majority of the cooking, and since there were no kids around there was no mess made. So...I got bored REAL fast with nothing to do but eat alone, watch movies and play guitar whenever I wanted.
Ahh... you can't keep a good man down, even with glue and selotape! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Turns out members of MY team couldn't take the pace last night and have phoned in sick.... Heads will roll on Monday morning! [img]mad.gif[/img]
Get an eight ball of best Bolivain,a couple of bottles of absolut, and a pair of big fat hookers. The might even cook as well.