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Maybe he can riddle me this.
Why in the world are squirrels hanging on our back door, jiggling the door knob?
We have NO Purina squirrel chow in the house. We have cat food (and people food) only. Sorry, that's not accurate. I have plant food, too.
If I adopt the squirrel, bring him/her in and edumacate him will I reduce my carbon footprint? Will Al Gore love me?
Ronald Reagan fed squirrels with nuts he brought back from Camp David. Reagan was the devil according to most Democrats. You would be following the ways of the devil if you feed that squirrel. Don't do it!
Maybe you just need one of these gae! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
[nomedia]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-E2bXpdK2M[/nomedia]
Perhaps he could be trying to help you in some way like this squirrel!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q&feature=related"]YouTube - Farting Squirrel commercial A Fresh Air Explosion[/ame]
Say, he wasn't hanging around with some guy named Bullwinkie who claims to be a Moose was he?!?!?!?!?!?
[nomedia]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7Ww5w2-BI[/nomedia]
Could be that he's just a squirrel trying to get a nut! [img]wink.gif[/img]
"Squirrels," huh? Is that the code we're using these days? Why must you always change it? It used to be you'd tape an "X" in your window when the coast was clear, now you've got me on the two-way "red fox to gray squirrel," like it's James Bond or something.
I'd kill the sucker!!!!!!
We just had some squirrel damage to our roof & it cost us almost a thousand dollars to repair it.
I now hate ALL squirrels!!!!! [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
Squirrels is good eating if you use some onions and peppers and a good bottle of beer. WHAT ABOUT YOU COMING TO MY CHILD RETREAVAL MEETING? FORGET ABOUT YOUR DAMN ROOF!!!!! Thank You.
I'll will need your phone number and address and you will need to tell me your social secerity number when I call, you to Gae. Thank You.
<font color="#CC6600" size="1">[ June 25, 2008 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Becky Eliza Potter ]</font>
I'm soooo sorry, Becky but I am going to be EXTREMELY busy with my grandkids & appointments ALL next week. I won't be able to be there. [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/broken_heart.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
I should have knowed you would not help me with this. Snotty uppidy bitches on this board MAKE ME SICK. I know GAe will help me.