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Kid: Why did the rooster crossed the street ?
Father: Why ?
Kid: To show he was no chicken..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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A boy goes for the first time to take the communion
Mother: So ? Who do you feel ?
Kid: I am still hungry....
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A mother buys a fish to her son
Mother: Here sweety, now we need a bigger bag so the fish gets more oxygen
Kid: Why don't you make some holes in the bag then ?
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