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You know you're a Pagan if.....
1) When you are sworn into court, you bring your own grimoire.
2) You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back and you understand what they are saying.
3) When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
4) You know what "widdershins" means and what happens when you do it.
5) You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook.
(You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.)
6) You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore.
7) You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon.
8) You know there are exceptions to the law of physics. You've caused them.
9) The first things your guests say is "My, That's a nice...altar...you have there."
10) On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
11) You know that Christmas trees were originally Pagan symbols.That's why you bought one.
12) You have friends who say they are elves and you believe them.
13) You commit blasphemy in the plural.
14) Upon dying, your first thought is, "Damn it, not AGAIN."
15) When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in a anthropomorphic way.
16) Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet.
17) You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text.
18) In religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
19) You know there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You CAN explain the difference.
20) You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
21) You talk to trees and they talk back.
22) You know dragons and fairies exist. You've seen them.
23) Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like great fun.
24) You've seen "The Craft." You know they were making stuff up in "The Craft."
...You have explained this to other people.
...You can do it better than they did in "The Craft."
25) You understand the sybolism behind a maypole.
26) You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."
27) Your children go around telling people that "The Goddess loves you."
28) You think that "Scott Cunningham" is a household name...
29) You feel that there is no such thing as having too many cats...
30) The emergency calls you get at work are your teenagers wanting to know the whereabouts of the extra candles, incense or other misc. ritual items.
31) Someone asks you what you are doing wandering around in the woods wearing a robe, and you answer cheerfully: "Going to church!"
32) Friends give you candles and incense as a gift. (yep)
33) There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes.
34) You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line
at the local grocery store.
35) You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".
36) When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not that broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?"
37) You're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about.
38) You have more to add.
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*JFDL* I still like the night I got irrtated at Angela and made the light bulb in the lamp explode. That was a pretty good trick and it got her to shut up for a while. *grins* Oh yeah and the cat does talk back. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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girl*LMAO* i made a sprinkler explode at the local Howard Johnson because i wanted it to rain...LMAO*
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Women have it naturally...LOL. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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Well...everyone has the capability...it is just that women are more honed into it...LOL.
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yeah i know and well about women being more honed in...DUH we're more honed in on A LOT of stuff
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LOL...oh yeah!!! Guys have an inate sense of things just going right over their head most of the time.
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