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An Australian, went to England, for the cricket finals, He is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady.
When they get to her flat, he asks if he can rearrange the furniture, to which she agrees. Systematically, he removes every item of furniture from the room.
"Well Aussie", she says, "I've never done it like this before!"
"Well Sheila, I've never actually had a woman before", he says, "but if its anything like a Kangaroo, we'll need plenty of room!"
OH YUKKY!!!!
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
Us Aussies love a good joke, even if its about us...but they are more funny when they involve Kiwi's.
How does a Kiwi find sheep in long grass?
Quite pleasant.
What is a Kiwi's girlfriends first name?
Baaaaaabaaaaara.
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okayyy..I may be oldish but not dumb...isn't Kiwi a green fuzzy fruit?????
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10...ize/wonder.gif Kiwi....hmmmmm
Kiwi's are New Zealanders..named after the Kiwi bird.
Ok...are male and female New Zealanders kiwis??
Anyone who comes from New Zealand are called Kiwi's.
Australians are Aussies
USA are Yankies
British are a bunch of whinging Pommie bastards. *giggles*
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no no ...not all Americans are Yanks..only the ones north of the mason dixon line..those south are called rebs...LOL...the ones west of the mississippi river are called oddly enough westerners..
Us Aussies arent finicky..your all Yanks to us.
Or Septics...lol