Be nice to me -- I'm going to be RICH!!

Direct from email: (Sorry, GL, I won FIRST!)

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LOTTERY FOUNDATION INCORPORATED
INTERNATIONAL PROMTION/ PREIC
REF: FLI-OP/2811-FM10431/0253
BATCH: HPYW/71/731/UJNL

RE: WINNING RESULT NOTIFICATION

Sir/ Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the lottery winners international programs held on the 17th of April 2006.

Your e-mail Address attached to ticket number 30511056441-45757 with serial number 797-902-034 drew luck numbers 8-61-17-22-4622 which consequently won in the 2nd category; you have therefore been approved
for lump sum pay out of $850, 000.00 USD (Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) CONGRATULATION!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your Winning information very confidential till your claims has been processed and your prize/money remitted to you. This is part of security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system draw from over 200,000,000 companies and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

This promotional program takes place annually. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year USD100 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our claim agent:

Mr. Walter Fredrick
Manager/Payment Processing Dept
E-Mail: [email protected]
Tel/Fax: +44-87-1253-0111

Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 15th June 2006. After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake.

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch number in all correspondence. Furthermore,should there be any change of address does inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulation once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours

Mrs. Mary Sullivan
Notification Dept.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">CONGRATULATION, indeed.

I enjoy this part:

E-Mail: walterfredrick_lotteryfoundation@yahoo.com

Are you sayin' it might not be legit?

Cripes! I've been on hold to that number for the past three hours!!!

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All participants were selected through a computer ballot system draw from over 200,000,000 companies and 300,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Are there really 200,000,000 companies in the world, each with only 1.5 email addresses? [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]

I have had clients walk into my office and want me to manage their 'portfolio' and they show me emails they've printed up. You've all see them, it's the scam where there are millions of dollars in a foreign accout, and the foreigner is coming to the U.S. and they need to have a U.S. account to transfer the funds to, or some crap like that.

And when I tell them it's a scam, they leave my office with a real hurt look on their face. I've had this happen several times.

My advice to them is always the same- dance with who brung ya, i.e. stick to DUI, wife-beating, crystal meth, and so forth, and the other things you know best. Don't come into my office and start throwing out terms like "portfolio" or "bank account."

Obviously, I'm blessed, because I got this incredible email today.

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From The Desk Of Mr.Stephen Eloho

Auditing And Accounting Unit.

Union Bank of Nigeria Plc.

Lagos, Nigeria.


Good day,


Compliment of the day and how is life general with you? Of course it is my humble wish to solicit and crave your indulgence to make this

project request for a joint business transaction which I hope will not come to you as a surprise, hence I plead for! your pardon .

I am Mr.Stephen Eloho,the Auditing and Accounting Unit,Foreign Operations Department Union Bank Of Nig,PLC. I have an urgent andconfidential business proposal for you.On June 6,Engr.Steve Moore made

a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calender month valued at US$15.500.000.00(Fiften Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in
my branch. On maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded address but got no reply after months we sent a reminder and finally

we discovered from his contract employee (Nigeria national petroleum corporation) that Late Engr.Steve Moore died from an automobile
accident. On further investigation it was clear that he died without making a will. All attempts by the Americans to trace his next of kin were fruitless.

I therefore made fur ther investigation and discovered that Late Engr.Steve Moore did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents including his deposit document in my bank. The total sum of US$15,500,000.00 is still in my bank as dormant acct. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian banking law, after five years,the money will revert to the ownership of the

Nigerian Government. If the account owner is certified death and nobody comes forward to claim it.

This is the situation , and my proposal is that I am looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the beneficiary/next of kin. This is simple. All you have to do is to immediately send me the details of a bank account anywhere in the world for me to arrange the proper money transfer document. The money will then b e transferred into the account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me 30% for you while the remaining 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred within here and there.There is no risk involved. I am using my position and connection in the bank here to do all the document work for the transaction. We shall employ the services of an attorney to obtain all necessary documents and letter of administration in your favour for the
transfer.


This transaction is risk free guaranteed. If you are interested,please reply immediately confidentiality and be rest assured that this
transaction could be most profitable for both of us. Please do not expose this deal if you are not interested because if you do, it will
take me out ofseat


I await your urgent reply,please feel free to re ply me so that we can discuss this issue at large.


Regards,


Mr. Stephen Eloho

- STEPHEN ELOHO

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Originally posted by Lew:
I have had clients walk into my office and want me to manage their 'portfolio' and they show me emails they've printed up. You've all see them, it's the scam where there are millions of dollars in a foreign accout, and the foreigner is coming to the U.S. and they need to have a U.S. account to transfer the funds to, or some crap like that.

And when I tell them it's a scam, they leave my office with a real hurt look on their face. I've had this happen several times.

My advice to them is always the same- dance with who brung ya, i.e. stick to DUI, wife-beating, crystal meth, and so forth, and the other things you know best. Don't come into my office and start throwing out terms like "portfolio" or "bank account."

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I can't believe people are so stoopid.

You should do it gae....

I know people who have gotten rich from this. In fact, my third cousin's sister's brother on her father's side said it was "for true"

When they hit you up for the "lawyer" fees, tell them to use the 10% they have set aside for "here and there" [img]smile.gif[/img]

It's fool proof. Oh and I want a Harley when you get your big deposit!

That be it. Usually an African country, and that's right, I had forgotten the part where someone had died and they were trying to reach his assets.

Well I'll have you know that I got 3 of 6 numbers on the lotto last night and already claimed my prize this morning of $4.50 and after I added .50 cents, it paid for my parking at the beach this afternoon. [img]cool.gif[/img]